Royal Wedding Condoms

The Royal Wedding in London by Kate Middleton and Prince William has not only created a great interest in these public figures, but also a big movement for souvenirs. And of course there’s always also someone who will translate this into the condom world: welcome Crown Jewels, Condoms of Distinction.

And judging by the information provided by the site’s owners the items seem to be selling like hot cakes.


Let me quote some of the website’s copy:

Honouring this history, Crown Jewels Condoms of Distinction is dedicated to furnishing the best English prophylactics to discerning clientele across the world.

Using only the finest lubricatory preparation and with each condom individually wrapped for your pleasure and convenience, Crown Jewels is the first choice of gentlemen and ladies who demand excellence without compromise.

Apparently coming soon from Crown Jewels are also:

Extra large Empire Condoms

Extra strong Churchill Condoms

Everyday English Cuppa Condoms

‘Savile Row’ Bespoke Condoms

You’ll find the condoms here at A pack of 3 Condoms
costs £8.00, 3 packs of Royal Wedding condoms (9 pieces) cost £20.00.

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