Privates: Condom-hatted Warriors Hit Xbox and PC

Today I’m presenting you the new condom-shooter kid in town: Privates, by a small game producing company called Zombie Cow Studios.


The concept of the game is easily explained: in Privates you’re leading a gang of warriors outfitted with condoms (hats) and heavy weaponry. Their job is to get rid of all kind of grotty infections in people’s private parts and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters.

The game that reminds me of the AIDS prevention classic Catch the Sperm is brought to you by Zombie Cow Studios and the British Channel 4.

The PC version will be available to download for free from Channel 4 and E4 websites this summer. The Xbox one will probably cost a little bit of money. At least that’s what their press release says right now.

“Privates is a totally crazy concept. It’s very exciting to finally be able to reveal what we’re up to,” said Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow Studios. “We’re exploring some pretty unique gaming environments and themes… I can honestly say I can’t imagine you’ve ever played anything quite like it. These first five screenshots should give you a pretty good idea of what we’re up to, but there’s a hell of a lot more to come soon.”

Here are two of the five screenshots that were released earlier this month:



Privates Warriors


All picture credits: Zombie Cow Studios.


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