Is Your Smartphone as Important as Your Penis? Condoms for Both Indicate Yes.


Sex and cellphones have a lot in common. Most of us can’t live without sex, at least for very long, and nowadays, if we go for an hour without our smartphones we start going through withdrawals. Everyone knows, if you are going to have sex, using a condom is the only way to protect the health of your penis. Now, there are Smartskin condoms for your smartphone to protect it from unanticipated fluids and other gunk.

Manufactured by Firebox and made of clear thermoplastic, these Smartskin condoms for your smartphone are soft, stretchy and water-resistant. Just slide your phone in then seal the condom with the included adhesive tabs.

You get to enjoy all your phone’s functionality with the exception of plugging in your earphones and other cables. Smartskin condoms are available for iPhone 4/4s/5 and Samsung Slll. They come in packs of 3 and cost $18.49.

Why would you need a condom for your smart phone? Lots of reasons. Lounging by the pool, getting caught in the rain, having someone spill their beer on you in a bar. Fireboxwants you to want this product even more than you need it. “You never know when you’ll get lucky…enough to take your phone to the beach, or on a boat, or cycling in the rain, or driving a rally car, or riding a camel in the desert…you’ll never have to say no to an unexpected bit of excitement again.”

But, if you drop your phone in the toilet, you are probably still sh*t out of luck.

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