Robber Loses Breast and Gets Away

Lost Condom Breast

Port St. Lucie, Florida — Recently we reported about the 7-Eleven robbery where 10 boxes of condoms and one energy drink went missing. The robber sitting in a wheelchair got away. At that time the condoms were the hold-up reason.

Now there’s another weird case known to the public. In Port. St. Lucie a cross-dressing robber snatched a 74-year-old woman’s purse. During the assault he lost his faux breast – a water-filled condom in a white gym sock. This time around the condom was part of the disguise.

Next time you cross-dress for Halloween or the like – know that you can use condoms for a fake breast. Just fill it with water (or silicone for the realistic type) tie a knot and you’re good to go. Just make sure you don’t leave it behind.

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