Don’t Be a Pig — Use Condoms

You think your date is a pig now, but by the time you finish your 3rd glass of wine, you’ll be sowing your oats with the sow. If you were smart enough to stock your purse with some Trojan condoms, at least you’ll only have one thing to regret, and he’ll be even happier that you always use Trojan Bareskin because those condoms are thinner than most others.

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